nerves-nebula:

horror and erotica are the same thing. flesh and meat and intensity. do you get it.

mysharona1987:

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gamergoo:

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nitrosplicer:

phoenixian-cluster-amaryllis:

huffylemon:

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Information Wall (with Hat)

a wasp made this post

undeadentropy:

hunter-rodrigez:

powersandplanetaries:

magikasword:

sleepless-cavia:

When I tell that I LOVE solarpunk

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Oh, I remember this, the edit was done by youtuber Waffle to the left.

They didn’t just cut out the parts with the oat milk, they skillfully edited over all the god-damn branding and replaced the audio.

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But what I still find most hilarious about this whole commercial is the fact that everything they show in this solar punk world seems to be made with sustainable, zero waste and reusable materials.

Everything EXCEPT THE FUCKING CHOBANI BRANDED STUFF!
The only plastic you see in this whole commercial is all the straight to the landfill packaging made by the very corporation that tries to sell how sustainable and “green” they are.
Unintentional self satire at its finest.

They couldn’t even show their yogurt and milk in (basically infinitely reusable) glass containers because they pretty much only sell their shit in plastic

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It is such a perfect example of the true face of “green” capitalism, it’s hilarious.

The punk in this solarpunk comes from cutting the corporation out of the picture

lakevida:

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you stay away from that

discourseposter:

discourseposter:

TikTok update where the app won’t open unless the user is wearing earphones

I don’t even have tiktok I’m just saying this as a concerned citizen

amotleycrew:

[teen sister in a 90’s movie voice] my pronouns are what/ever/major/loser now get out of my room

porcelain-animatronic:

fecto:

fecto:

people who are like “oh but you can just buy x thing online” are missing the point. its about the joy and journey

“just find it on amazon” what next. do you want me to throw rocks at babies too

This made me think of the thing Kurt Vonnegut said about buying envelops

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coughloop:

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that’s its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

ashstfu:

ashstfu:

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

and i have no concept of passage of time